some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever
jk rowling's new reputation will never not be funny to me. when you see her name now you dont think "oh yeah thats the chick who wrote harry potter" you think "oh lord, this TERF bitch again" like bro how do you fuck up so bad that your fuck ups overshadow writing the third most read piece of literature in existence
when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks
Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself
Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat
how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this
This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?
SKELETON PLINKO
bring out the pussy
*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*
Were cavemen even named stuff like Grug . We’re being mean to them
Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?
"i dont like pop" why not its so fun. u dont like lady gaga? jesus is my virtue but judas is the demoon i cling to? i cling to?
Seeing spider verse with my little sister
Life is worth living holy shit
No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!
I have had it with this likescolding. “Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm so likes don’t actually do anything” motherfucker I am not clicking that heart to give some post better ~algorithmic visibility~ I am clicking that heart to help my internet friend microdose on serotonin as god fucking intended
you can enjoy your rainbow Oreos, and celebrate with rainbow bottles of alcohol, and take rainbow pens from your bank, and buy pride merch from Target and Walmart.
you can take advantage of the spoils that rainbow capitalism offers you, you can enjoy them, and celebrate them.
it's a symbol of how far we've come, just to be recognized as a valuable demographic to be catered to, to be publicly aligned with.
just don't forget their place. don't mistake their marketing as compassion. don't mistake their inclusivity as allyship. don't forget that actions speak louder than words.
billion dollar corporations are not our friends, and they will not protect us.
but you, as an individual, are not responsible for boycotting and avoiding every billion dollar company that does wrong in this world. especially when it's well known that they have their dirty fingers in every pie.
enjoy yourself this pride month. genuinely.
just don't let their pretty packaging make you complacent. 💖
Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.
